I hate to break it to you, but if you truly want to get fit and lose fat, going out to eat is ruining your diet. But we are Americans! Going out for the occasional bite is practically in our blood. Well, actually it is—along with high levels of triglycerides.
Instead of telling you not to eat out when undoubtedly you will, I've decided to be the renegade that I am and share the secrets of the restaurant kitchen. I do not claim to know everything about the industry, but enough to save you a few hundred calories. Oh, how do I know?
Let me tell you a little story.
Kids fantasize about becoming things like movie stars, pro athletes, dolphin trainers—oh no, not this girl. My parents got stuck with the child who dreamt of becoming a bartender. A bartender! Well, that and I wanted to open a compound for homeless animals of the world. However, after Betty White—yes, the Betty White—decided to disregard my request for funds to help start my venture, the plan went nowhere. Let's hope that picture of Snoopy I drew for her is hanging on her wall.
Eventually, I made it to the bar scene but not before slaving away behind the scenes in a restaurant kitchen or two.
I worked in every type of bar/restaurant under the sun. Omelet houses and creperies, to BBQ joints and fine dining. I could pour the perfect Guinness and shake the perfect martini. I've even worked an entire day in a taco truck. Don't ask. Bottom line, if you can eat it or drink it, I've seen it or made it.
So if any fitness coach can help you with the what, how and why of ordering in a restaurant, it's me.
Read on to learn how to save a few hundred calories every time you order one of the 10 items below.
The only way to ensure they are not made with oil is to order them poached. If you get an omelet, opt for egg whites, simply because they tend to use three or four eggs, which is just too many calories at once, not because the whole egg is unhealthy.
Stick to red sauce, obviously. The white stuff is always cream-based. Also, ask for a box or split your order. They also dish out three to four servings because pasta is cheap and it appears as though you're eating like a king.
A lot of places use 25 to 30 percent fat beef because it tastes the best. Duh! So if you're going to do it, save 350 calories and skip the bun, creamy sauce and cheese. Ask for a salad instead of fries, then you can use those fry calories for a beer or two. Hey, just being ideal here.
Keep them as simple as possible. Take away any additional bread that may come with clubs. Ditch the bacon, ranch or Caesar dressing. Ask for whole wheat toast and make sure you say dry. They will usually brush it with butter. Save 100 calories and take away the top piece. Load that sucker with veggies. Make it a salad on bread.
5. Mexican Dishes
Tell them no rice, whole beans only, light cheese and no sour cream. If you're ordering tortillas, make sure they are corn. Skip burritos and go for a couple of tacos. The huge flour tortilla can run about 400 calories by itself.
Ask for just a little dressing on the side. Better yet, use the delicious foods that come on salads to mask as dressing. Example, mix it up with a little goat cheese, avocado or hard-boiled egg. Most of us just want to taste something other than lettuce, and this will do the trick.
Truthfully, pizza can be a perfect meal. You've got your protein, carbs and fat. The problem is that we overdo it and tend to choose poor ingredients like four pounds of pepperoni and sausage. Ask if they do whole grain crust, ask for light cheese and load with veggies. I know it's lame, but blotting the grease can save a lot of calories as well.
8. Chinese Food
Lots of sauces, lots of fried stuff, lots of white rice, lots of MSG. Ask them to use brown rice if available, stay away from fried things, light on the sauce and oil and hold the MSG.
Healthy fish, right? Perhaps if you just eat the fish and veggies. But you know you're going after that crunchy tempura roll topped with mayo and definitely overdosing on white sticky rice. Stick to sashimi pieces and ask if they serve brown rice. A lot of places do now. I recommend starting with a simple salad to keep you from eating too much and it keeps your bill down.
I think I have educated the world on this, but if you haven't heard: Stay away from sugary, foo-foo MaGoo drinks! They are loaded with calories from either the fruit juice, the sweet and sour, the grenadine, the mix or all of the above. Opt for things mixed with soda water and real fruit.
Try my “practically healthy” margarita recipe:
1 oz of good tequila. No Jose, no Montezuma, no hangover!
1 tbs. of agave nectar
Juice of 1 lime or less if you prefer
Splash of organic orange juice
Put all the ingredients in a shaker with ice. Shake and pour everything in a glass and fill with soda water if needed. You just took a typical 600-900 calorie margarita and turned it into a “practically healthy” drink, weighing in around 160 calories.
Remember gang, bars and restaurants want this stuff tasting good so you'll keep coming back. Unfortunately, their idea of good is loading food with bad fats, salt and sugar. Take control and ask them to modify the order to your liking. Just be cool and make sure you tip!
Hope these renegade tips help.